#227 - J.W.

I inadvertently broke your heart in a cruel way, and I'm sorry. You were the first guy I slept with after The Big Breakup in college, and I was just trying to get him out of my system. You didn't get that.

#226 - J.B.

You carry a concealed weapon, ready for anything in the dangers of rural Ohio. Sometimes, you record yourself singing and post it on youtube, looking for that perfect woman. You are a true knight in shining armor... in waiting.

#225 - T.D.

When we met, you spent an hour arguing with me that Atheism need not be proven nor proselytized. While I understood your point, I was annoyed with how simplistic you made your argument. I'm a woman, not a child.

#224 - J.S.

You had this disease from an ex who cheated on you - nothing horrific, but it manifested in a gross way in your body. Because of that, we couldn't have sex, and without sex, well... things got old fast. Sorry 'bout that, cauliflower dick.