Your descriptive adjectives run like a list of the perfect man: Handsome. Kind. Intelligent. Calm. Hard-working. Strong. Determined. Atheist. Arms like tree trunks. A decent sense of humor. The qualifier, however, ruins it: Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring.
I do not like boring people. I just want them to occasionally break out into Dolly Parton songs in the middle of the grocery store JUST BECAUSE THEY CAN. Maybe that's just me.
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